Why… what… when…?!?!?!
Every one should ask questions to make himself intellectual, I hope everyone agrees with me on this and I go with too. But now I have second thoughts about it now why???... I will tell you why because I hear too many how about my “bharat”.Some of the questions like “what’s the red dot on the Indian female’s forehead” I got tired of answering these questions serious my answer to the next guy is going to be We Indian guys are professional archers and we use female’s forehead as target practice Because we have too many of them, but I still can’t get away with that answer too they go on to ask how come some have it on upper forehead almost where the hair starts well I just say they have been shot in more than one place. Its not over with that one question They ask me about the marriage “do your parents look for a girl for you to get married” Well I used to say “YES” but they don’t seem to be satisfied with a simple “yes” I made up my own it goes like this “ well all parents of fine boys are business people and they are broke because they had to send guys to college, but good businesspeople look for opportunity to make money so they invented a custom called marriage where the guys Parents become rich over night “ I know some of you may be offended by reading what I have said if you are don’t make your parents rich overnight .This is the question I hear a lot” how do u know he is INDIAN????”Cmon guys there are lot of ways to know the girl/boy is Indian but I just answer it differently like “he is Indian if he has buttermilk In his Safeway cart” and it’s a Indian girl if the only make up on her face is a lip stick and coconut oil on the her head ” guys and girls don’t get mad at me … Iam just too pissed off at the questions that’s all nothing personal