Only in USA

Well my first posting on blog Iam not sure what to write. Okay about me Iam a PIG(Poor Indian Graduate student) in Arizona .I try to look things in the funnier side of life rather than brooding over it hey at least I try. I am in AZ for more than year and Iam here all by myself and with 4 wonder full PIGS . USA- wow what a country no one pees on the road well as far as I have seen but the same people who drink on roads and make girls flash and calls it culture (Madi Grass)!!!!!!!.hey no one is perfect in this world. Let me come to my kind I mean my race of people In USA Iam not sure what to call our self ,every one here has a fucking origin which goes like Asian American hey Iam Asian too but only dudes who are 5 ft and half a 1 inch eyes belong to that group okay iam not Asian American …….why not south east Asian nahhh no luck there too I should eat insects and eat dog meat burgers to become one. Why not just Indian no they already have that one here ,I should wear crazy jewelry and should have a pony tail ….not my style …. What are we supposed to be called then we called our self American Desi which no American knows. I find lot of thing amusing in what we Desi’s do in USA …. May be its in our genes to complain and not forget our past .we still want coffee/chai like the one we used to have and we don’t like the idea of milk being called creamers …… whats is it with you people I mean US citizens explain to me HALF and HALF okay one part is milk what is the other half ?????? no spiked (haitstyle) dude in Safeway has come to me with an answer for this one!!!!if the rest is water why should I pay the whole prize in India we call it adultration and we would beat the shit out of the milkman if he sells it that way We(desi’s) do a lot of crazy stuff man the craziest thing we try is become like you have you seen a Desi couple don’t worry if you have not they are not hard to find if the woman wears a Loose jeans and a tennis shoe (mostly white) and important of all her hair would be tied up in a crazy (pig tail ) And they would ride a Toyota Camry /Honda Civic I think we Desi’s should get a small profit from these companies , and the dude inside the car would try to look look only at the road and nothing else you know why because he has his wife beside him but bachelor desi’s who are mostly computer geeks working on computers (they are easy to spot they have big glasses) would look at every blond girl passing by I think why we guys do that because we know how our wife would be accept it guys some girl who applies coconut oil as hair gel and has big red dot in her forhead and ends every sentence in English with the sound naaaa like “ you come there naaa” / “lets go to party naaaa”. so guys Iam with you on this now that you have spotted them I will tell you later what it takes to be an American Desi and I will also tell you about what graduate student do here and feel free to post your comments bye for now –